Making Lifestyle Changes T-Shirts

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

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'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"You won’t need refills."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'Watch yourself.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

"So much to do... so little time."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."