Lifestyle Choice Negotiator T-Shirts

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Death coach..."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"You won’t need refills."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

Does it spark joy?

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"So much to do... so little time."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

…Here's the deal…You get your brother and sister to finish their fruit, vegetable and milk, and I'll get you extra dessert… Food Pyramid Scheme.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'I recently became a veggie.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Hazard of texting

'I've just had a terrible nightmare that we were living sensibly, within our budget!'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

'Sheila's diet isn't going too well.'

"Drinking and smoking will certainly help you to get an 'enhanced annuity'. . ."

"Let's not have children."