Life's Next Chapter Enthusiast T-Shirts

Are you sure you want to quit?

Reach for the Star.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The end of innocence

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Taking to the sky...

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'