Life's Next Chapter Enthusiast T-Shirts

Are you sure you want to quit?

Reach for the Star.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

The Real Russian history

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The end of innocence

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Taking to the sky...

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"