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"What it is is, life's a b**ch, a bowl of cherries, a treadmill, a rat race, a journey... a metaphor, that's what it is."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Christopher Isherwood

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Career Progression Ladder

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

How?

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

I always figured that when I got old I'd have all the answers -- and then they revised the test!

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'