Life Cycle Analyst Gifts

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"You are still here."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"I hate her snoring, especially during sex."

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

"... No, you're not my first husband. But, you're the first one who's ever been married to me."

"You'll make a good first wife."

'He can be kind of explosive.'

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

'No, I'm not going to hate myself in the morning. I hate myself now!'

'Your resume is great - but I'm always suspicious when a good man is easy to find.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"So, what inspired you to study engineering, get married, find a job, move to the suburbs, have a couple of kids, and grow old?"

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

Make love and war

'I don't think I've had the pleasure.'

'The best things in life maybe free, but that wasn't one of the best things.'

Cycle of Death and Life.

Old fly...retirement home.

'By this time next year you'll be with someone new. You'll tell her about today and laugh. You'll laugh that snorty little piggy laugh of yours. She'll throw you out too.'

At times like this Jane was glad there was more than sex to their relationship.