Life Cycle Aficionado Gifts

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Life and Death

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Whale Piñata.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"He followed me home...finally!"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Poor thing, it must be starving!

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

Old and young

Climate change hits Antarctica

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"i finally got around to reading the 'Having A Baby' books."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

'I don't see the problem.'

'Or retired.'

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

Why lobsters are so expensive

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"