License Procrastinator Gifts

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

The Forever Stamp

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Working from home to-do list.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Al, The Go-From Guy

Invaders from Planet Manava.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

The Procrastinatorium.

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Still living with parents....

Bummer Time Streaming

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/