Library Mountaineer Gifts

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

You Are Here

Skiing.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

First aid in mountains

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The rocket powered skiier

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Myths and legends...

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.