Library Mountaineer Mugs

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

You Are Here

Skiing.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

First aid in mountains

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Myths and legends...

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"