Lgbtq+ Theologians Gifts

Lesbians for Christ

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Two doctors holding hands

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'Let there be cool.'

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

Interfaith dialogue

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

Two of everything.

Two of everything on Noah's ark.