Lenient Expectation Debaters Gifts

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Changing Minds

Lord George brings news of the debate

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Protest

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Plant Parenthood...

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Memory Content is King

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

'Talk to my lawyer.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

War of Words

"How could this happen?"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.