Lenient Expectation Debaters Pillows

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Changing Minds

Lord George brings news of the debate

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Protest

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"How could this happen?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'Talk to my lawyer.'

War of Words

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."