Lemur Lover Gifts

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Margarita

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Honk if you love me!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Which one's yours?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Living with a cataholic.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Spider boy

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

ACME Mutton Co.

'Can't you squeeze me in?'

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

Lemming meringue pie.