Lemur Lover Gifts

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Margarita

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Honk if you love me!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"Which one's yours?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Spider boy

Living with a cataholic.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

ACME Mutton Co.

'Can't you squeeze me in?'

Lemming meringue pie.