Leggy Charmer T-Shirts

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

Showbiz Awards

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Slug Bait- snails love it

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

'Do you come here often?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

The Perfect Garden.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Snake Charmer

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!