Leggy Charmer Mugs

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

Showbiz Awards

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Do you come here often?'

"Ding" "Dong"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

The Perfect Garden.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Snake Charmer

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"