Goofy Charmers Mugs

"I wonder if Estella likes me. I'm probably too goofy and too car-obsessed."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Snake Charmer

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

Sit! Stay!

'The Stepford Dogs'

Sex and the Old City

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."