Goofy Charmers T-Shirts

"I wonder if Estella likes me. I'm probably too goofy and too car-obsessed."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Wait. Let it breathe."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Snake Charmer

Abandon all hope ye who enter here,

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

Sit! Stay!

'The Stepford Dogs'

Sex and the Old City

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

'So, your place, or my mother's.'