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Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'Tasty.'

The Perfect Garden.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Houdini re-incarnated.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Chicken singing romantic songs

Up please...

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'

Seven Layers.

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I'd like to talk about the existence of deviled eggs among the lay-ity."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

Football Chameleon

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'