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Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Tasty.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

The Perfect Garden.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Houdini re-incarnated.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

Chicken singing romantic songs

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Up please...

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Seven Layers.

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

Football Chameleon

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"He's a little shy around people."