Chilly Charmers T-Shirts

Seven Layers.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Wedding Wellies

Ice skating

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Up please...

Old man learning to ice skate

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

'I hate Mondays!'

The Country Wedding.

"It's not as easy as it looks."

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

"He's a little shy around people."

Sex and the Old City

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

Do you hear what I hear?

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

'What church do YOU go to?'

Oh Doug, that's so roooo-mantic!

You're a good looking man.

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.