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Abandon all hope ye who enter here,

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'George! This way quick!'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Up please...

Wallpaper over a door.

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'

Seven Layers.

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

How is the homeschooling going?

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

Big dog with tongue hanging in drink bowl at Lemonade stand.

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

Sex and the Old City

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

Man in a rabbit suit smashing Easter eggs.

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

"Call the boat, the beards are ready."

Colin realised that the date was not going as well as he had hoped.

'I'm now zero for nine in my attempts to breach her outer defenses...'

"I wonder if Estella likes me. I'm probably too goofy and too car-obsessed."