Chaotic Charmers Prints

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'George! This way quick!'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Up please...

Wallpaper over a door.

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

Seven Layers.

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

How is the homeschooling going?

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

Big dog with tongue hanging in drink bowl at Lemonade stand.

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

Sex and the Old City

"Call the boat, the beards are ready."

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

Man in a rabbit suit smashing Easter eggs.

"I wonder if Estella likes me. I'm probably too goofy and too car-obsessed."

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

'I'm now zero for nine in my attempts to breach her outer defenses...'

Colin realised that the date was not going as well as he had hoped.