Leggings Aficionado Gifts

"Great tights!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"That shirt is so last year."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Happy Brithday

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Man on motorbike.

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Jeans sale

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Shirt Maker.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'