Leggings Aficionado Mugs

"Great tights!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Underweird bras."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Bobbies library of jeans

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Happy Brithday

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Jeans sale

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Man on motorbike.

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Dressing Rooms.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'