Legendary Goal Scorer Pillows

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Football

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Wilfried Zaha

Goal

Psyche Delia

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"You've still got it Joao."

The Puck Stops Here.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Harry Kewell

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

Goal Post Ape.

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

'Any idea how united got on?'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."