Legendary Goal Scorer Prints

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Football

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Psyche Delia

Wilfried Zaha

Goal

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"You've still got it Joao."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

'Any idea how united got on?'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Goal Post Ape.

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'