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'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'You've been killing files again.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

The Modern Godot

'Gimme all your cache!'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Secret Service Dogs

I'd rather be phishing.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

Able to Google Stuff Man

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

What security flaw?

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."