Legal Education Pillows

'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'I'm suing my way through law school.'

"That's how my clients look when I try to explain the law."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"What's a patent?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Now that's a win."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Roe v. Wade

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

Truth