Legal Education Gifts

'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'I'm suing my way through law school.'

"That's how my clients look when I try to explain the law."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"What's a patent?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Now that's a win."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Roe v. Wade

Truth

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief