Getting A Law Degree Gifts

Answer yes or no in a few words as possible.

"What's a patent?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Barristers

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"We make crime pay."

Lady Justice.

Loopholes

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

Arrogant junior barrister

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

Counsel's Opinion.

Lisbon Treaty.

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"I'm not going to answer that. I refuse to play the blame game."

'I had them watch Court TV all night for background.'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'Your Honor, we can't hear this witness's prevarications... would you please instruct him to lie into the microphone?'