Getting A Law Degree Mugs

Answer yes or no in a few words as possible.

I'd like to see you in chambers, Mr. Fusco. I'm sorry. I don

"What's a patent?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Law School teacher.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"We make crime pay."

Loopholes

Lady Justice.

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Arrogant junior barrister

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

Counsel's Opinion.

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Lisbon Treaty.

'I had them watch Court TV all night for background.'

'Your Honor, we can't hear this witness's prevarications... would you please instruct him to lie into the microphone?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'