Getting Into Law School Gifts

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Planet of the Lawyers

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We make crime pay."

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

"I'm pre-legal analysis."