Legal Eagle With A Taste For Dining Gifts

Looking for a gift for the legal eagle with a taste for dining? Our collection blends legal wit with culinary charm, perfect for lawyers who appreciate good food and clever humor. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products are designed to add a sprinkle of fun to their busy day and their favorite dining moments.

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"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?" mockup

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

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"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now." mockup

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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"White Collar Prison"

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"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized." mockup

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

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'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.' mockup

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

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'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.' mockup

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

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Judge getting hair done.

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"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!" mockup

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

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'I think its being tapped.'

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"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world." mockup

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

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'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

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'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!' mockup

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

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"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?" mockup

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

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"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm." mockup

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

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L.A. Law

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Attorney-at-play

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"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator." mockup

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

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'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?' mockup

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

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'I'm afraid I'll have to sentence you to five years, but you have been a beautiful defendant.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to sentence you to five years, but you have been a beautiful defendant.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll have to sentence you to five years, but you have been a beautiful defendant.'

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'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...' mockup

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

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'They were about to reach a verdict until they heard ...'

'They were about to reach a verdict until they heard ...' mockup

'They were about to reach a verdict until they heard ...'

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"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done." mockup

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

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'Careful. It's the Litigious Kid, and his boys.'

'Careful. It's the Litigious Kid, and his boys.' mockup

'Careful. It's the Litigious Kid, and his boys.'

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'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.' mockup

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

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"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by." mockup

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."

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"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"

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Computer Aided Divorce.

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'I was an attorney but that fizzled out. Apparently I couldn't distinguish between legal and illegal.'

'I was an attorney but that fizzled out. Apparently I couldn't distinguish between legal and illegal.' mockup

'I was an attorney but that fizzled out. Apparently I couldn't distinguish between legal and illegal.'

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"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows."

"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows." mockup

"I made my lawyer, best man. That way he can make sure I don't get too generous with my vows."

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delivering lawyers from the Harvard Law School

delivering lawyers from the Harvard Law School mockup

delivering lawyers from the Harvard Law School

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"Please, just give the boy his pocket money!"

"Please, just give the boy his pocket money!" mockup

"Please, just give the boy his pocket money!"

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Sue the Author: 1pm-3pm

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Legal Eagle With A Taste For Dining Gifts Collection

Legal Eagle With A Taste For Dining Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the legal eagle who appreciates a good meal and clever humor. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to their daily coffee ritual.

Legal Eagle With A Taste For Dining Pillows

Browse pillows that showcase the legal eagle’s passion for law and food. Cozy, amusing, and charming—the perfect addition to their lounge or bedroom.

Legal Eagle With A Taste For Dining Prints

Check out our art prints that celebrate law and dining, making any space a fun and inspiring environment for the legal enthusiast with a taste for more.

Legal Eagle With A Taste For Dining T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that combine legal humor with a love for dining. These fun and witty designs are ideal for legal professionals with a tasteful sense of humor.