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"Kids and grand kids squared away forever ago. All set with money. No energy for a whole court thing. So-o-o... maybe you just die?" "Whatever makes you happy, sweet cheeks."

Wal-Mart Ruling

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Overruled

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'Our plea will be innocent by reason of insanity.'

"Truth is not truth."

Where legal teams but their outfits.

'Going public? That's the lawsuit-filled, media scrutinized period between being private and going private.'

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

'I want the jury to completly disregard counsel's back flip.'

Judge Duels

"I'm suing you for false advertising."