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Can't Run, Can't Hide

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

What's normal?

The economy.

Our Two Parties, Explained

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Changing Minds

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

Roe v. Wade

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"At least we agree to disagree."