Leftover Luminary Pillows

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

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'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

James Russell Lowell

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Algernon Swinburne

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

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"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

'What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

'I just thought you might like to try my leftovers for a change.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'

'But, what if we break the genetic code and they just CHANGE it?'