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Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

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'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

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'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

James Russell Lowell

'What did you learn at university today?'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Passover Plague

"Does school really help people with real life?"

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'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

Algernon Swinburne

Father nails piano lid shut.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

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'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

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"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"Put that away. Your money's no good here."

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'