Language Luminary Pillows

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

The Hobby Store

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Carpe pizza"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Emergency Firebreaker

John takes a personivacation.

Passover Plague

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

James Russell Lowell

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Algernon Swinburne

Lockdown Signpost

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

Support your local bookstore

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

'What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

'Spotting the jacal in the rille left him roupy.'

Isolation playlist

Corona and the Arts

"I'm on a special diet; no school food."