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How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Lennon and McCartney.

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

James Russell Lowell

Leonard Cohen.

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Algernon Swinburne

Beet Poet

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

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'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"I'm pretty sure the word you've used to describe the new Scrabble isn't allowed."

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Monday. Restaurant. Daily special. Steak. Tuesday. Hamburger. Wednesday. Homestyle meatloaf. Thursday. I know this is your favorite restaurant, and I guess it's okay to eat here again today ... but tomorrow we'll probably need to find someplace else to eat! Daily special. Cream of meatloaf soup.

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

'What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

Leftover quorn for Peel. - 'What have we here? Leftover quorn.' - 'Oh, no! Tragedy strikes... now my only option is takeaway.' -

'I just thought you might like to try my leftovers for a change.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'