Loan Luminary Mugs

'What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

'They'll have to better than that.'

Lennon and McCartney.

The Hobby Store

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'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

Emergency Firebreaker

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

Passover Plague

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

James Russell Lowell

Leonard Cohen.

Algernon Swinburne

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

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'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

Beet Poet

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"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

"I'm pretty sure the word you've used to describe the new Scrabble isn't allowed."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."