Leftover Gourmand T-Shirts

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Chez Nous Menu

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

"It's fondue night!"

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

Dijon Vu

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

"I'd like seconds!"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Capturing a Cook

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

You've Got Mail

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

'Tom Jones is still my favorite movie. It has the most explicit eating.'

"Yes. That was great. . . but the real miracle is how my mom can feed us for over a week on Thanksgiving leftovers!"

When is Thanksgiving officially over?