Lease Termination Pillows

"You do realize you're not getting your security deposit back, right?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"I rented out the basement."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Home Sweet Sign

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Nepotism will no longer be an issue. I'm disowning you.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Surprise Party

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"We need to be careful."

'You remember Mr. Horton? You know, the one you said to give the 'clean desk' award to? -- you fired him three years ago.'

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Turtle Eviction

"I gave you the axe. How dare you come back and use it to intimidate me."

"Edwin wasn't particularly good at interpreting female body language, but in this case it was easy."

"After ten years at the company, the boss finally noticed my work...he fired me!"

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

Now that you're awake, pack up your stuff. -Your former boss.

'Wait a sec here! This is a parachute, but it's NOT golden!'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'Power suits are great for up-and- comers. For you, I recommend the wrongful dismissal suit.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'