Lease Knight Pillows

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Beware of the Dragon

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Toastquest!

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

My horse for a kingdom.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Kids, huh?"

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'