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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Beware of the Dragon

Toastquest!

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'

'You killed it, you clean it.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"