Lease Lyricist T-Shirts

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I always thought love made the world go round."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

Noel Coward

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Musical pill box

Dolores O'Riordan

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'