End Of Lease Pillows

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Your lease is up" threatening letter.

Computer Room.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Examinations.

"I started a collection!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

Pull an all-nighter?