Lease Signing Pillows

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

Meet the Oar-thor.

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"