Learning Programming Gifts

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Fear/Knowledge

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Eternal Student.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,