Learning Programming Gifts

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Fear/Knowledge

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Eternal Student.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm