Leaf Liberation Leader Gifts

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

No Mow May

The Houseplant Cemetery.

The new fall content.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"We're out of bags."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Workers' Rights

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Cutting the tree too early?