Leadership Farce Collector Gifts

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'The reorganisation is moving along. Here comes the new honcho now.'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

"You're hired!"

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

When Downsizing has Gone Too Far...

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Who vetted that leader?'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

'Our efficiency expert's only recommendation was to continue his contract.'

Slave Drivers.

My boss is a real turd.

You're right, Jenkins. The numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'I'm looking for someone to keep the blood off my hands.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

See District Directors

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

'We need to panic until common sense returns.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Our efforts to be rude impersonal, overpriced and inconvenient has made us leaders in jet fuel efficiency.'