Leadership Farce Collector Gifts

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'The reorganisation is moving along. Here comes the new honcho now.'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

"You're hired!"

When Downsizing has Gone Too Far...

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Who vetted that leader?'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Slave Drivers.

'Our efficiency expert's only recommendation was to continue his contract.'

'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'

'I'm looking for someone to keep the blood off my hands.'

My boss is a real turd.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

See District Directors

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'We need to panic until common sense returns.'

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

'Our efforts to be rude impersonal, overpriced and inconvenient has made us leaders in jet fuel efficiency.'

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Nicolas Sarkozy.