Ldl Detectives Gifts

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

A boy acting suspiciously

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Customer Convention

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

"Now how did she know?"

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"It's not what you think."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Excessive Paperwork

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."